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I love surprises…unless it’s syphilis.
— Mogambo
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Grammar Nazi - I saw this on the desk at the public library.
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The Power of Emoticons
Look how much an emoticon can change a sentence.
“There is a Jewish guy in my class.” (fact)
“There is a Jewish guy in my class. >:-< “ (anti-semitic)
“There is a Jewish guy in my class ;).” (vague innuendo)
Parasites
There are some people that nobody would care about if they didn’t have a much more cool/bad ass/good looking/interesting counterpart…
- Corey Matthews and Sean Hunter
- Ben and Jerry
- Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble
- Maxwell Smart and Agent 99
- Mario and Luigi
- Pokey and Gumby
- Steve Urkel and Steffon Urqehl
- Jesus and God
- Larry and Balki
- Smurfs and Smurfette
- Doug and Skeeter
Ninja Jihad
I bet ninja is the easiest costume for a Muslim girl on Halloween.
